10 UK Culinary Challenges

The 10 Greatest Culinary Challenges

I Have (So Far) Survived In Britain

1. Chocolate Chip Biscotti of Sobbing and Weeping (Day 1)
2. Sausage of Sawdust and Paste and Decay (day 3)
3. Eggs of the Trogolyte Kings (Day 3)
4. The ur-Bacon (aka "Sahara Road Kill") (Day 4)
5. The 2nd Worst Cup of Coffee in Christendom (Day 4)
6. Walker's "Salt & Vinegar Flavour" Potato Crisps (Day 5)
7. The Worst Cup of Coffee in Christendom (Day 5)
8. Chili Cheesy Fries of the Damned (Day 6)
9. Guacamole/Sour Cream/Salsa Compote of Grief (Day 6)
10. Giant Crab-Apples that look just like Actual Apples (Day 8)