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Sunday, October 02, 2005

Things Under Your Eyelid

10 Most Irritating Things To Get Stuck Under Your Eyelid
  1. an eyelash
  2. barber's scissors
  3. mechanical pencil lead
  4. medicine cabinet
  5. bit of broken bottle
  6. entire unbroken bottle
  7. Dungeons & Dragons 4-sided die
  8. any one of the flightless birds (ostrich, rhea, kiwi, etc.)
  9. the other eyelid
  10. The Green Party

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