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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Feed The Shark

Quick! You have to Feed The Shark 5 things! What will you feed him??

Me, I'm feeding The Shark:
  1. a sandwich (cheese & watercress)
  2. old tires
  3. human flesh
  4. all those magazines we have lying around the house
  5. melba toast

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1. Bad drivers.
2. Global Warming.
3. The Bush Administration (though that might be cruel to the shark).
4. People who talk at the movies.
5. My procrastination.

- By Blogger Rob, at Thu May 18, 10:24:00 PM GMT+1  

Oh, and...
6. A Kold Kut Banh Mi from KP's Deli in Silverlake, because those things is yummy.

- By Blogger Rob, at Thu May 18, 10:27:00 PM GMT+1  

Mmmh. Delicious procrastination.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Thu May 18, 10:28:00 PM GMT+1  

Alright, today I'm feeding the shark:

1.First Entertainment Credit Union, who seem to be completely unwilling to help me out with the problems with my debit card which was mistakenly declared stolen by their infallible computer system
2.)Putting off writing my series bible
3.)My fear of exercise
4.)My heroic, but breaking-down iPod mini
5.)Some ice cream (strawberry)

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Fri May 19, 07:27:00 PM GMT+1  

Today, I will feed the shark...

...my manager.

Ha. Ha. Just kiddin'. :)

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Thu May 25, 12:55:00 AM GMT+1  

Today, I must feed the shark...

...Cheetos. Lots and lots of Cheetos.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Sat Jun 03, 12:13:00 AM GMT+1  

Today, I am feeding the shark...

1.) America - the WHOLE thing
2.) Old computer equipment
3.) All my fear and second-guessing
4.) Tomorrow
5.) Yesterday

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Tue Aug 08, 03:56:00 AM GMT+1  

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