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Wednesday, December 13, 2006


So I went out to the Local Shop - the AB Superstore, this would be - and bought some cheap, very beautiful Xmas lights. They are the kind that blink and flash and fade and fade slowly and glimmer and do nothing but shine unstoppingly - all at the touch of a button.

12 pounds 99p. And that includes tax, you know, because this is England.

I feel better already. Not that I was feeling bad. I just wasn't feeling the "X-Mas Atmos". But put up those lights and I'm struck with a wave of pavlovian good cheer.

Silver bells...silver bells...

It's Christmas time...in a manger...

Fa, la, la, la, la, in a pear tree kings of Orange R...

Yep. Christmas lights is some cheerful crap.

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I see you have grown a Blitish Bleard!

Looks a right lurker, 'e does!

- By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Dec 13, 08:23:00 PM GMT  

Is that Goslin in the picture or have you just started to look like Goslin now that you've moved to England?

- By Blogger Robert, at Thu Dec 14, 09:24:00 AM GMT  

Cor blimey!! It's the Ipswitch Rip-pah!!!

- By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Dec 14, 03:14:00 PM GMT  

We are the Brog (BRitish Organization of Goslins). Resistance is futile.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Sat Dec 16, 12:22:00 PM GMT  

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