10 Things I Like About President Bush

10 THINGS I LIKE ABOUT PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

1. He has declared his devotion to the teachings of Jesus Christ, and I like having a Commander In Chief who puts forgiveness, love, and compassion above all else.
2. He has 4 letters in his last name, and all real presidents have four 4 letters in their last names. Or they have names that end in the letter "N". All other president's names are strange and creepy.
3. He is from Texas and I am from Texas and so that's good.
4. He talks in simple language that I can understand what he is saying at.
5. He follows instructions.
   
6. He is not afraid of serving his country in wartime.
7. He makes the trains run on time - or would if we had trains.
8. Because of his fine governmental initiatives, that sad feeling I have that no one is listening to me has vanished.
9. He's certainly not shy about delegating.
10. He will make the next Emperor to succeed him seem kind, wise, and just.

Happy Presidents's Day (weekend)!