Wife-lentine's Day

14 Cool Things About My Wife

1. She has two Masters Degrees
2. She's kind to animals - lots of animals
3. She's a great writer
4. She loves horror movies
5. She reads books - lots of books
6. She's a British citizen
7. She laughs at my jokes
8. (expurgated)
9. She likes me, apparently
10. She's the smartest woman I've ever been allowed to touch
11. She loves bacon
12. She understands just how important coffee is
13. She wants to go live in England
14. She's yummy