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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Oscars Eve

Tomorrow is the Academy Awards.

I'll be there.

I got my tux from the cleaners today. I have my gold dragon pattern bowtie ready to go. I have my patent leather shinyshoes ready and waiting. And I am willing to shave.

I suppose "Brokeback Mountain" will win because it has to do with a social issues of today. Also it is the only one of the Best Picture nominees that I have actually seen - which is kind of pathetic for a guy who claims to love movies so much.

But I'll be there smiling like an idiot, doing my SPECIAL JOB THAT I CAN'T REVEAL.

Look for me.

I'll be the one smiling like an idiot.

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