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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Cheop the Cat Alert

Cheop the Cat is drunk with power! He stampedes back and forth across the apartment! He harasses the other cats! He threatens our very lives! He will not let us sleep! And there is no end to the amount of food he can eat!

Oh, he is gigantic and frightening! Oh, no one is safe! Oh, send help at once!

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Thwok! How did you get to rabbit + crow's house?!? And why have you changed your name?!?

Come home you randy beast!!!

- By Blogger Bonnie, at Sun Apr 30, 05:39:00 AM GMT+1  

There are dangerous cats everywhere. Everywhere!

We must never let our guards down.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Wed May 03, 06:35:00 PM GMT+1  

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