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Monday, June 26, 2006

Gator Rain Zombie

26th of June.

june 26

6.26.06

I hope it rains today.

Hot. Humid. Hot. It's like Florida out there - but in a good way.

Why is Florida so evil?

Why do only bad things happen in Florida?

Why, when I type "Florida" do I always type "Floriday" and then have to correct it?

I'm glad we have alligators in America.

Do zombies rot faster in hot weather than in cold?

Do zombies rot at all?

If you wait long enough, will a zombie just decay away into nothing? Or has the decaying process been arrested by his/her zombism?

I've never been so tired.

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3 Comments:

Hey ... 06 - 26 - 06 was my locker combination at Friends Academy day camp back in the summer of 1970.

WAS TOO!!!!

- By Blogger Headly Hufflebagg, at Tue Jun 27, 06:39:00 AM GMT+1  

Fine questions all. Allow me to answer definitively.
1) No Zombies do not rot naturally; however
2) Rot is considered a sign of attractiveness and virility in the zombie world; therefore
3) Hot zombies looking to get some "play" often ingest various corrosives to make themselves appear more deteriorated and bodily threadbare.
4) Ordinary, lonely zombies (i.e. "wankers") don't drink corrosives because they don't know about it.

- By Blogger Sheddy Shuttlemann, at Tue Jun 27, 05:05:00 PM GMT+1  

How do you know som much about zombies?

And more importantly...how do you remember your locker combination???

Sometimes, I have dreams I'm back in Jr. High, between classes, and I can't remember my locker combination. I think those dreams must be about sex.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Wed Jun 28, 05:01:00 AM GMT+1  

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