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Friday, October 07, 2005

Things You Can Shout #2

It's fun to shout things.

Some things are more fun to shout than others.

Today, the thing I would like to shout - and I invite you to shout it too, if you enjoy shouting things - the thing I would like to shout is:

DISPATCH WAR ROCKET AJAX...TO BRING BACK HIS BODY!!!
I intend to shout this for the rest of the day. At the top of my lungs.

Repeatedly.

So if you're out & about and you hear someone shouting "Dispatch War Rocket Ajax...to bring back his BODY!!!" - why, that's ME! Say hi. I may not answer because I'll be busy shouting. But I want you to know now that your acknowledgement means a lot to me.

Well, I'm off. Got to get shouting...

"DISPATCH WAR ROCKET AJAX...!!!"


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- By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Oct 07, 06:57:00 PM GMT+1  

Normally, I weed out the loathesome spam commentary like the one above. But this one made made me laugh too much.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Fri Oct 07, 07:22:00 PM GMT+1  

Flash Gordon?


I like, "Commander tear this ship apart until you found those plans and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!"

- By Blogger Rob, at Fri Oct 07, 11:29:00 PM GMT+1  

"Commander tear this ship apart until you found those plans and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!" is only good if, after shouting it, you immediately stride out of the room with purpose.

As a matter of fact, I think it's a fully "stride-based" shouting maneuver:

(stride purposefully into room)

"Commander tear this ship apart until you found those plans and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!"

(stride purposfully out of room)

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Sat Oct 08, 12:30:00 AM GMT+1  

Oh, and yes indeed, the line is from Flash Gordon" (1980). So if you are shouting it, it's best if you can shout it like a woman with a Russian accent. Why a woman with a Russian accent? I don't know. I guess because it was 1980.

- By Blogger Neal Romanek, at Sat Oct 08, 12:37:00 AM GMT+1  

Very valuable phrase

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