Grinder House
So attack cat sent us a coffee grinder as a housewarming gift.
Why did he do that?
Because he is cool. That's why.
Why did he do that?
Because he is cool. That's why.
posted at 2:53 PM - permalink
Thursday, March 08, 2007
8 Comments:
Yeah! That dude's awesome!
Plus, I love his writing...
...I mean WHEN he writes, I love his writing.
He's the best.
- By 
Rob, at
Fri Mar 09, 12:03:00 AM GMT
The New York Times
March 9, 2007
MOVIE REVIEW | '300'
Battle of the Manly Men: Blood Bath With a Message
By A. O. SCOTT
“300” is about as violent as “Apocalypto” and twice as stupid. Adapted from a graphic novel by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley, it offers up a bombastic spectacle of honor and betrayal, rendered in images that might have been airbrushed onto a customized van sometime in the late 1970s. The basic story is a good deal older. It’s all about the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, which unfolded at a narrow pass on the coast of Greece whose name translates as Hot Gates.
Hot Gates, indeed! Devotees of the pectoral, deltoid and other fine muscle groups will find much to savor as King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) leads 300 prime Spartan porterhouses into battle against Persian forces commanded by Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro), a decadent self-proclaimed deity who wants, as all good movie villains do, to rule the world.
The Persians, pioneers in the art of facial piercing, have vastly greater numbers — including ninjas, dervishes, elephants, a charging rhino and an angry bald giant — but the Spartans clearly have superior health clubs and electrolysis facilities. They also hew to a warrior ethic of valor and freedom that makes them, despite their gleeful appetite for killing, the good guys in this tale. (It may be worth pointing out that unlike their mostly black and brown foes, the Spartans and their fellow Greeks are white.)
But not all the Spartans back in Sparta support their king on his mission. A gaggle of sickly, corrupt priests, bought off by the Persians, consult an oracular exotic dancer whose topless gyrations lead to a warning against going to war. And the local council is full of appeasers and traitors, chief among them a sardonic, shifty-eyed smoothy named Theron (Dominic West, known to fans of “The Wire” as the irrepressible McNulty).
Too cowardly to challenge Leonidas man to man, he fixes his attention on Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey), a loyal wife and Spartan patriot who fights the good fight on the home front. Gorgo understands her husband’s noble purpose, the higher cause for which he is willing to sacrifice his life. “Come home with your shield or on it,” she tells him as he heads off into battle after a night of somber marital whoopee. Later she observes that “freedom is not free.”
Another movie — Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s “Team America,” whose wooden puppets were more compelling actors than most of the cast of “300” — calculated the cost at $1.05. I would happily pay a nickel less, in quarters or arcade tokens, for a vigorous 10-minute session with the video game that “300” aspires to become. Its digitally tricked-up color scheme, while impressive at times, is hard to tolerate for nearly two hours (true masochists can seek out the Imax version), and the hectic battle scenes would be much more exciting in the first person. I want to chop up some Persians too!
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There are a few combat sequences that achieve a grim, brutal grandeur, notably an early engagement in which the Spartans, hunkered behind their shields, push back against a Persian line, forcing enemy soldiers off a cliff into the water. The big idea, spelled out over and over in voice-over and dialogue in case the action is too subtle, is that the free, manly men of Sparta fight harder and more valiantly than the enslaved masses under Xerxes’ command. Allegory hunters will find some gristly morsels of topicality tossed in their direction, but you can find many of the same themes, conveyed with more nuance and irony, in a Pokémon cartoon.
Zack Snyder’s first film, a remake of George Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead,” showed wit as well as technical dexterity. While some of that filmmaking acumen is evident here, the script for “300,” which he wrote with Kurt Johnstad and Michael B. Gordon, is weighed down by the lumbering portentousness of the original book, whose arresting images are themselves undermined by the kind of pomposity that frequently mistakes itself for genius.
In time, “300” may find its cultural niche as an object of camp derision, like the sword-and-sandals epics of an earlier, pre-computer-generated-imagery age. At present, though, its muscle-bound, grunting self-seriousness is more tiresome than entertaining. Go tell the Spartans, whoever they are, to stay home and watch wrestling.
“300” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Much butchery, some lechery.
300
Opens today nationwide.
Directed by Zack Snyder; written by Mr. Snyder, Kurt Johnstad and Michael B. Gordon, based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley; director of photography, Larry Fong; edited by William Hoy; music by Tyler Bates; production designer, James Bissell; produced by Gianni Nunnari, Mark Canton, Bernie Goldmann and Jeffrey Silver; released by Warner Brothers Pictures. Running time: 116 minutes.
WITH: Gerard Butler (King Leonidas), Lena Headey (Queen Gorgo), Dominic West (Theron), David Wenham (Dilios), Vincent Regan (Captain), Michael Fassbender (Stelios), Tom Wisdom (Astinos), Andrew Pleavin (Daxos), Andrew Tiernan (Ephialtes) and Rodrigo Santoro (Xerxes).
- By 
, at
Sat Mar 10, 04:34:00 AM GMT
Thanks for post the AO Scott review of "300". He really seemed to enjoy not liking it.
Haven't seen it yet, but will soon. And you will hear all about it here.
- By Neal Romanek, at
Sat Mar 10, 12:04:00 PM GMT
More Tom Tomorrow excellence:
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/03/05/tomo/index1.html
- By , at
Mon Mar 12, 05:26:00 PM GMT
How many pounds (quid? bob? pence?) does it cost to see a film like "300" in the Jolly Olde Land these days? And is there a special discount for Americans?
- By , at
Wed Mar 14, 12:34:00 PM GMT
I think they give the Greeks a discount for "300". But I am not Greek. I am certainly not Spartan.
I think movie tickets are about 35 pounds now and movie screens are 6 - 8 feet wide.
- By Neal Romanek, at
Wed Mar 14, 06:47:00 PM GMT
I have d/l'ed an illegal "cam" copy of the 300 film from demoniod.com today. So I will watch it on a small murky screen but with very good sound, for free.
- By , at
Wed Mar 14, 07:17:00 PM GMT
UPDATE: "300" is an interesting example of how you can shoot a $250 million battle epic for about 1/5th the price. But I found it to consist of several howling pieces of shite - Iz & I couldn't get through it.
Just one rabbit's opinion, you understand ....
- By , at
Fri Mar 16, 12:25:00 PM GMT
